Hubby calls me today at work.

"Now that I have searched through all the cupboards in the kitchen, please tell me where the Pur Water Filters are."

"Did you rummage through all the cupboards and mess them up?" I say.

Silence

"Did you check in the cupboard with the juicer?"

"The one with all the plastic grocery bags shoved in it?" he asks.

My turn to be silent.

"There they are!"

The funny thing is, we spend $50 a month for water softener, salt delivery and a reverse osmosis water tap that is built into our sink. Hubby won't drink from it because he says it tastes like basement.

Sigh.